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Car Initals AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?) DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT - Fix It Again Tony FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands FORD - Found On Road Dead FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die. FORD - F___er Only Runs Downhill FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily FORD - First On Race Day FORD - First On Rust Development FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50 GMC - Gets More Chicks GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly LTD - Laughable Trash Dump MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually. TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily TOYOTA - Toyauto TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A |
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